"Then a strange thing happened. I was looking down at my shoes on the brown linoleum floor and I was thinking about how I bet this floor hadn’t been washed in a million years and suddenly felt like I was going to die. But instead of dying, I said: I can teach you how to swim. And we don’t need a pool."
vintagethorns:
notestowhoever:
I would like this in my home.
I would enjoy this being in my home too. I’d be so tempted to get inside it and shut myself in it though…which would probably not be a good idea.